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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 16:23:18 GMT
So, when our Frenchay palace is built, complete with marble toilets and personal attendants for all, we're going to need a museum to remind ourselves - and educate all those millions of new fans - of our glorious past.
So, what goes in?
I reckon we definitely need:
Jamie Shore's crutches
Nigel Pierre's work permit application
A special gallery detailing every single stadium development plan (to take up the entire length of one stand)
Jason Roberts' Grenada caps
Replicas of all 32 Gloucestershire Cups that we've won
Video screens playing that goal Marcus Browning scored against Brentford in 1996, complete with in depth interview with Kevin Dearden about how much of a fool he felt and how it affected the rest of his career
Reflections from Gerry Francis on why he thought it best to keep Nigel Martyn and Kenny Hibbitt but to sell Robbie Turner (reason: because he was s**t).
Bob Newton, stuffed and mounted in a glass case
Tours to be conducted by Geoff Twentyman. Danny Coles to lurk by the entrance and offer visitors a square go in the car park afterwards.
Anything I've missed?
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Post by brizzle on Nov 27, 2014 16:25:54 GMT
Geoff Bradford's England cap?
I'm quite certain that the family would be delighted to loan it to the club.
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Post by biggsy on Nov 27, 2014 16:28:17 GMT
Santa's Grotto !
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Post by faggotygas on Nov 27, 2014 16:30:06 GMT
Projection taking up one wall showing Ricky Lambert's goal against City, again and again, for eternity
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Nov 27, 2014 16:34:50 GMT
Brighton's '73 away kit.
Paul Miller's right knee.
Paul Buckle's hair and skin care regime.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 16:35:38 GMT
All the things Geoff Dunford won during his Chairmanship.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 16:36:54 GMT
Brighton's '73 away kit. Paul Miller's right knee. Paul Buckle's hair and skin care regime. A mini exhibition on Great Gas Knees. Featuring Jamie Shore, Paul Miller and, er, some others I've forgotten about |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 16:38:40 GMT
Projection taking up one wall showing Ricky Lambert's goal against City, again and again, for eternity Wasted on the museum, I actually think this would be better used as an art installation, projected onto the back of the new East End. Visible from outer space (and Knowle West) |
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Post by manchestergas on Nov 27, 2014 16:42:05 GMT
The book section of Museum shop will simply stock GoDs new book where he will correct everything wrongly stated about him.
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Post by lockleazer on Nov 27, 2014 16:46:01 GMT
Devon Whites old white Morris Marina coupe from when footballers owned real cars!!
A Wax work Model of Greasy Joe
Selection of Rovers tashes especially NIgel Martyns,Jocks,Gary Penrice and Twentymans (tashes = Success)
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Post by manchestergas on Nov 27, 2014 16:48:04 GMT
Billy Ocean's greatest hits will be pumped into the complex.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 16:53:03 GMT
Jock Alexander's false teeth Errington Kelly's afro Harry the Dog to periodically invade and attempt to 'take' the museum, visitors are required to defend the Tote against grown men dressed as surgeons, butchers and other silly costumes. This is going to be awesome  |
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Post by upminstergas on Nov 27, 2014 16:55:55 GMT
A selection of stills showing Jocks ten best knee crunching tackles on City wingers.  |
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Post by brizzle on Nov 27, 2014 17:00:38 GMT
Reflections from Ian Holloway (the then Rovers manager) on releasing Bobby Zamora from BRFC . . . ''You'll never make a footballer as long as you have a hole in your arse.''
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 17:03:35 GMT
A selection of stills showing Jocks ten best knee crunching tackles on City wingers. Make it more lifelike by recreating Mark Gavin flying into the wall of the Enclosure at Twerton in holographic form Display of c*ty's laundry bill following the May 1990 Twerton derby |
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Post by faggotygas on Nov 27, 2014 17:42:24 GMT
For the kids, punching bag in the shape of a horse
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Post by fatherjackhackett on Nov 27, 2014 17:49:23 GMT
An interactive climbing frame recreating the pitch invasion at Reading in 1982.
Gerry Francis' grey romper suit.
A maze with a search for an olive branch?
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Post by mjhgas on Nov 27, 2014 18:23:12 GMT
How about sections of rusty roof panels and guttering from Twerton?
A scale model of the Tent End, that funny stand at Twerton, the porta cabins from Keynsham!
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Post by Igitur on Nov 27, 2014 18:31:40 GMT
A pasty stall.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 18:34:56 GMT
How about sections of rusty roof panels and guttering from Twerton? A scale model of the Tent End, that funny stand at Twerton, the porta cabins from Keynsham! Full scale bacteriological analysis of the Pop Side bogs - market it as a science field trip for schools |
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